Saturday, January 24, 2015

Crushing Games- for my crush!

So I was just browsing through the Internet world and here I stumbled upon this beautiful sire,no really, you should check it out :) Cupid Games and my brain (on a lazy saturday morning working on an overdose of caffeine) started to work feverishly! How would I play such crazy cupid games for someone I have a massive crush on? Well, well, well, the game gets interesting!

I could start by giving him prank calls and sending him flowers,deodorants and so on,as an anonymous admirer. But then, I did have a good exposure to the harmful side-effects of 'stalking' as it is perceived in normal,sane society,through movies like -Darr! So yes, anonymous admirer angle is off.

I could simply land up outside his home with a big jukebox over my head blaring all corny,cheesy songs from the 80's and 90's that I can find! But I am no John Cussack and this would kind of make me the man in the relationship-and while I have been called a man in worse situations, I would prefer to stay true to my gender and behave like a lady!

Hey,I could go with one of those sky-writing things-you know the one where you hire a helicopter and they proclaim your love in front of everyone by literally writing it high up in the sky! But that is wayyyyy out of my budget!

I think I am going to keep it simple :) I am going to first take a very good friend of my crush into my confidence that I am indeed clinically certified sane and what I am about to do will not harm any living being in any manner! I would have to do this in order to get him to get my secret crush to the beach on a lazy sunday where I would prepare a nice, homely picnic basket lunch for us both and offer him a big goodie bag which would contain a judicious (not creepy) mix of his favorite music, some funky posters, some cool (and within my budget) gadgets and a nice bunch of love notes (cheesy? yes! Romantic? YES!)

AND I would invite all his best friends (after we have finished our lunch,ofcourse) to go on an activity that he enjoys with his best buds-say bowling and chugging beer while bowling-because,I think this is the biggest fear guys have,that they will have to say Good -Bye to their friends while in a relationship and that is something I never want to be responsible for!

And finally,we can end the night on a sweet note by walking side by side,under a moonlit sky,on a boardwalk, just the 2 of us!

I think I am going to go get everything prepared for this :) Thank you Indiblogger for giving me this opportunity to actually dream up something useful!